Newbie Deleted Audio/Video

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/* Newbie Deleted Audio/Video
 *
 * A modification of Newbie Commons Videos, but for deleted files.
 *
 * Author: Dispenser
 * License: Public domain
 */
USE commonswiki_p;
SELECT
  CONCAT("[[File:", REPLACE(fa_name, "_", " "), "]]") AS "File",
  ROUND(fa_size/1024/1024) AS "MB", /* Technically MiB */
  IF(fa_width=0, "", CONCAT(fa_width, "x", fa_height)) AS "Size", /*Dimensions*/
  /* Get playtime_seconds from serialized PHP, convert to time, and format it */
  TIME_FORMAT(SEC_TO_TIME(CONVERT(
    SUBSTRING_INDEX(SUBSTRING_INDEX(SUBSTRING_INDEX(fa_metadata,
    "\"playtime_seconds\";d:", -1), "\"length\";d:", -1), ";", 1),
  INTEGER)),'%k:%i:%s') AS "Length", /* Run time */
  /* MariaDB regex to remove formatting */
  REGEXP_REPLACE(fa_deleted_reason, "<[^<>]+>|\\[\\[(.*?\\||)|\\]\\]", "") AS "Deletion reason",
  CONCAT(fa_user_text, " [", user_editcount, "]") AS "Uploader",
  (SELECT REGEXP_REPLACE(ipb_reason, "<[^<>]+>|\\[\\[(.*?\\||)|\\]\\]", "")
    FROM  ipblocks_ipindex
    WHERE ipb_user=user_id AND (ipb_expiry > NOW() OR ipb_expiry="infinity")
    ORDER BY ipb_timestamp DESC
    LIMIT 1
  ) AS "Blocked__________________",
  DATE_FORMAT(user_registration,   "%H:%i %e-%b") AS "Registered",
  DATE_FORMAT(fa_timestamp,        "%H:%i %e-%b") AS "Uploaded",
  DATE_FORMAT(fa_deleted_timestamp,"%H:%i %e-%b") AS "Deleted_",
  LEFT(fa_description,50) AS "Description"
/* Now the actual query */
FROM filearchive
JOIN user ON user_name=fa_user_text
WHERE (user_editcount<100 AND user_registration > NOW() - INTERVAL 3 MONTH)
AND fa_media_type IN ("VIDEO", "AUDIO")
AND fa_size > 1e6 /* 1 MB minimum */
ORDER BY fa_timestamp DESC
LIMIT 700;
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