WP:FAKEARTICLE

SQL

SELECT 
	CASE
        WHEN page.page_namespace = 2
        THEN CONCAT('User:', page.page_title)
        WHEN page.page_namespace = 3
        THEN CONCAT('User Talk:', page.page_title)
    END AS page_name_with_namespace
FROM page
JOIN revision ON revision.rev_id = page.page_latest
JOIN actor ON revision.rev_actor = actor.actor_id
JOIN user ON actor.actor_user = user.user_id
WHERE page.page_namespace in (2)
AND page.page_title NOT LIKE '%/%'
AND page.page_len > 750
AND revision.rev_timestamp > 20220000000000
AND user.user_editcount < 500
AND user.user_id NOT IN (SELECT DISTINCT filtered_users.user_id
                         FROM (SELECT user.user_id FROM user WHERE user.user_editcount < 500) AS filtered_users
                         JOIN actor ON filtered_users.user_id = actor.actor_user
                         JOIN revision_userindex ON revision_userindex.rev_actor = actor.actor_id
                         JOIN page ON revision_userindex.rev_page = page.page_id
                         WHERE page.page_namespace NOT IN (2,3))
ORDER BY revision.rev_timestamp DESC
LIMIT 1000000;
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